John White

MAGfest creatures.

I started my journey among many creatures from many worlds. I find this creature chained to a post behind a secret wall. It must have bitten Booster.
I freed it.

After many great adventures with this creature and of course after beating the water dungeon, we separated shortly after.

A strange man ran up beside me yelling about how amazing fire feels on his body.
I was concerned for his well being but before I could say anything I was stabbed, then he demanded all of my money. I talked him into helping me raid the merchandise room. We came out rich.
We also, parted ways.

With all the money I could ask for, I tried many new things, including mushrooms, they led me to this amazing cow. We spent many nights together..
..Long… sexy nights.
We, unfortunately, stopped seeing each other.

I met Dan Hibiki soon after, we became good friends and got my off the drugs and onto the path of righteousness! He even through in some free training, from the master of Shinkū Gadōken, himself!

I quickly challenged a nearby ruffian to a fist fight to try out my new found skills.
The Tropical King Hippo wasn’t impressed.. I blacked out.

Captain Zapp Brannigan was there to sign my brain, I am now the captain of the star fleet swishy.. derpy whooy~

JonTron signs my beard and ends up sick in bed.

,I grew it just for him, though!

Slenderman

Me and my friend walked into the elevator.

We attempted to ignore our impending doom, arrived at our floor, and ran down the hallway into our room. The man in the elevator did not move.

We thought we were safe. We laughed with our friends about the experience.

He knocked on our door, we answered. He followed me into our room. He backed me into a corner. I knew my end was near.

But that all changed when Dr. Wily’s robots attacked.

Slightly.